Go "cold turkey" on those over-processed gas station stack sticks and snap into some delicious REAL turkey in this amazing snack from Chomps, made with free range turkey and the perfect blend of seasonings. No longer will you pine and yearn for the salty snap of gas station meat-product sticks, bought on the sly while on road trips and eaten in the privacy of your own car. Chomps makes amazing snappy sticks that all Paleo folks adore, including the Whole30 crowd. Yes, these are Paleo Certified and Whole30 Approved! Now, about that gas station cappuccino machine . . . to resist that, you're on your own. Good luck.
For the true, true stories behind this incredible foodstuff, read on.
Jerky is a pretty primal food product, if you think about it. Take a piece of meat. Dry it out. Eat later. Sure, you could be just a smidgen more "primal" by eating completely raw meat while rooting through a honeycomb, but that's a bit messy. Perishable, too. But most jerky is pretty difficult to deal with. Overly chewy, stringy, dry . . . it is a lot of WORK. Now think about the ease of the gas station snappy meat stick, all wrapped up to go and easy to tear into, easy to bite and snap down on with your chompers. Those meat snacks are tasty, too, but often that comes from an ingredient list that reads like a novel printed in 2 point font. Yowzers: even if there is actual meat in those things, you'll also see hydrolyzed soy, wheat proteins, corn syrup.... no, thank you.
Feast your chompers on Chomps, then: the Paleo person's 'slim jim'. Each bite has that snap, each mouth-watering chew has the tang, the umami, the meatiness we deserve and demand from our meat. And this isn't just any meat. It's free-range turkey, ethically sourced. This delectable turkey is combined with the barest of seasonings like garlic and pepper to let you taste all the goodness without interference, wrapped up in an all-natural collagen casing. Simple, but not plain. That's the way I like it.
Here's what Chomps has to say about their commitment to quality: "By going back to basics, we cook up high quality jerky snacks than you can enjoy anytime, guilt-free. We start with only a few organic ingredients, such as 100% Free-Range Turkey and a handful of natural spices, then blend them together to create filling, tasty treats that feature the naturally awesome flavor of great poultry.
Our snack sticks have no MSG or nitrates, no fillers, no binders, and no added preservatives. Because we use celery juice to make our jerky stay fresh, you needn’t worry about synthetic preservation ingredients that could put your health at risk. Additionally, our jerky sticks have less salt than most of those made by other commercial manufacturers."
Why Chomps Snack Sticks are so good for you
If you’re looking for an all-natural way to snack, grab this Original Turkey Chomps Snack Stick. Made from 100% free-range turkey, they’re loaded with 10 grams of protein, and are sugar and gluten free. The Original Turkey Chomps Snack Sticks feature the same savory taste that first made them popular with the beef eating crowd: slightly smoky, slightly spicy. The taste is sure to make every snack time a mouthwatering experience.
Unlike most mainstream jerky snacks, Chomps aren’t stuffed with additives that could be found in Frankenstein’s lab - just hearty, familiar, farm-fresh ingredients. That’s right: no artificial nitrates or nitrites, no antibiotics, no synthetics. This makes these Paleo-certified bites ideal additions to any healthy diet.
On top of the Paleo certification, these sticks are Whole30 Approved and Non-GMO certified. How awesome is that!? Plus it’s free of all antibiotics and hormones, one more fantastic bonus for you and your health.
“Healthy, high-quality protein is hard to come by when you're on the road or enjoying the great outdoors.”- Whole30
Ingredients: 100% Free Range Turkey, Water, Salt, Citric Acid, Celery Juice, Black Pepper, Red Pepper, Garlic Powder, Coriander, Stuffed in a Collagen Casing.
How to consume Chomps Snack Sticks:
It's meat. It's portable. It's (mostly) non-perishable. Decide your favorite way to chomp on some Chomps:
- That long airport layover with nothing in sight but vending machines and fast food
- Ditto, on the plane, with nothing but crackers and "snack packs"
- Gym bag, before a workout.
- Car, after a workout.
- Before hitting the dubiously-healthy holiday pot luck spread
- When one arm is full of kid and the other arm isn't feeling up to firing up the stove.
- And on, and on.... anytime you're busy and feeling a bit empty.
About Chomps and the company, in their own words
"I grew up eating tons of "gas station" brand meat sticks. I don’t know what I was thinking, but I loved those things. As I got older, I realized that they were far from healthy, with all of their artificial additives and preservatives. I decided I wanted to create a healthy grass-fed version of those jerky snacks, without all of the added garbage. That’s how Chomps was born. Once I tasted the first Chomps Snack Sticks, I knew I had a winning recipe. In replacing all of the gluten and sugars with lean proteins, vegetables, fruit, and healthy fats, I was able to create a delicious and nutritious beef jerky that I could enjoy with zero guilt.
These are the World's Best Snack Sticks! If you're looking for great tasting, Gluten Free, Sugar Free, Paleo Friendly, healthy snacks, you've come to the right place!"
Pete Maldonado, Founder & CEO
Even more about Chomps
Chomps is proud to be a producer of the highest quality grass feed beef and carries these certifications: Global Animal Partnership (GAP) Step 4 Rating, Animal Welfare Approved (AWA) High Animal Welfare, and American GrassFed Association (AGA) 100% GrassFed. That’s why we’ve been added to the prestigious Whole30 approved food list!
Chomps snack sticks fit in your pocket, desk drawer or even stash away easily in your car so they’re great for those times when you’re on-the-go and need a Whole30 food on the fly. We know you can find yourself stuck or rushing from one thing to another and need something to nosh spontaneously. Individually packaged, these totally portable high-protein snacks are the perfect addition to your grab-and-go lifestyle.